• E-Mail: spark at umich dot edu
• Age: 29
• Location: Michigan, USA

Seung was born in 1979, and a year later the world ended. Actually, a year later he began to speak intelligibly, and it wasn’t too long after that he picked up a pen and began to torment the rest of the world with his writing. He plays the piano, the flute, twenty-one black holes, fourteen minor galaxies, and an empty Coke bottle with equal aplomb. He has been a computer science student, an english teacher, a medical student, and the Queen of England at various stages of his life. When asked about what insane challenge he’s going to take on next, he merely shrugs and mumbles something about hot lesbian lego block sex. And as of writing this, he has been way too sleep-deprived for his own good.

Radio: …garrison already decimated by the Vietcong, who lost 115 of their men…
Woman: It’s awful, isn’t it, it’s so anonymous.
Man: What is?
Woman: They say 115 guerillas, yet it doesn’t mean anything, because we don’t know anything about these men, who they are, whether they love a woman, or have children, if they prefer the cinema to the theatre. We know nothing. They just say… 115 dead.